Kiss and makeup

There will be no pictures with this post (if I have my way, there will be no pictures of this experience period). We practiced applying makeup today. As usual, we practiced on each other. Traci thought it would be funny to "glam" me out, so I wound up looking like a cross between Eddie Izzard and a drag queen (come to think of it, those two are pretty similar). A few camera phone pics were taken, but I'm pretty sure that my dire threat of continuous Internet humiliation will keep them safely stored away. I was so looking forward to getting her back but Heather had some scheduling problems and couldn't get Emery to his doctor's appointment (just a routine check up) so I had to leave before I could get mine. But rest assured, I will get mine, oh yes, I will...