Saturday, April 26, 2008

Home and Garden Show


I've made mention before that I don't take pictures well (above is exhibit A).
What we have here is Brandi and I at the Home and Garden Expo. Basically its a show and tell for businesses in the area to rope in new customers. The school set up a booth to tell everyone about our new building and present information for prospective students. I volunteered to help out for a few hours (longest 4 hours of my life) this afternoon. It was fun, for the most part, but I was really starting to hate people in general by the time I was done. Has idiocy become the new chic? Man, people ask some stupid questions. Anyhoo, I got some new potential clients myself (I had a stack of my own business cards that I was handing out like candy) so it wasn't a total waste of time.

Friday, April 18, 2008

A new blog

I have a new blog.

I felt that I needed a release valve from the daily stress that I have to deal with. And since I have no desire to go to jail for beating the crap out of the GED carrying moron who barely speaks coherent English taking my order at the drive through, I decided to vent the best way I know:

Writing.

I've always felt that some of my best writing comes when I'm at an emotional extreme. I've crafted some really, really good short stories when I would find myself dumped by a girlfriend or fuming over some jackass at work. However, The Sweeten's isn't really the place to release my inner rage as it's more of a family oriented watering hole. So, I created a whole new blog on which to express my feelings. Oh, I'll still be running this blog regularly (well, as regular as it usually is anyway) but the other blog is for the times when I really have to let go and tell the world off.

Where can you find it? http://iampissedoffman.blogspot.com/

Remember, you read it at your own risk (especially if you are a Republican). Don't say I didn't warn you.

A little project

Perhaps you've heard me mention cosmetology school? I've been working on a video scrapbook to give to people when they graduate. Here is the not-quite-finished-product (I finished it this morning at 4 am while up with Emma, so it does look a bit cheesy at times). This should give you an idea of what it's like to be with these people for more hours during the day than my own family.

Enjoy!

It never ends

It's 5:30 in the morning and Emma is sweeping the carpet with a broom. How did we get to this point?

Emma has had a series of seizures over the past few weeks, finally prompting her doctor to run a series of tests which start today. The instructions they gave us were to keep her up until midnight, then wake her back up around three. She has to stay up until its time to take said tests, about 2 hours from now.

I thought I was done with staying up until all hours of the night with my children almost a year ago. Guess I was wrong.

Monday, April 14, 2008

My Father-in-Law

I wish I had a more recent picture. This is Tim, my father-in-law, with Emery on Emery's second birthday. Tim has hair now, and it looks really cool (I tamed his grey hair and added some wicked cool highlights). Anyhoo, I wanted to post something about my father-in-law.

I have father figure issues on an almost Oedipal scale (didn't you read Oedipus Rex in high school?) Anyhoo, I have father figure issues. I never knew my biological father, viewing his corpse at his funeral as the first time I really got to see him up close. The man I begrudgingly refer to as my stepfather barely deserves the title. For fatherly inspiration, I have to look to my grandfather, who, even though he's been gone for 9 years now, continues to guide me on my own parenting odyssey. So, needless to say, I haven't had much in the way of real time father figure guidance. Then I got married and inherited a whole new set of parents. I've made mention several times about my mother-in-law, Lisa. She has really gone the distance in trying to dispel those mother-in-law-from-hell horror stories you always hear about (interesting aside here...even though my wife is almost 8 years younger than me, my mother-in-law is actually 2 days OLDER than my own mother). However, I've never really talked about my father-in-law, Tim.

Tim is an odd duck. He's a retired police officer (although you wouldn't know it to look at him). He's also a drummer, and a regular at church on Sunday (and you really wouldn't know it to look at him...tattoos, gauged ears and various other piercings to boot). And he's a Republican. Yeah, I know. But...I really love having Tim as a father. When Heather and I first started dating, one of the first things she warned me about was her dad. She tried to prepare me for his personality, almost dreading that initial meeting. Surprisingly (at least for her), it went well. We hit it off quite well. However, it wasn't until a few days later that I think Tim and I really bonded. I have a past (who doesn't, right? Mine's a bit more complicated than yours, I'm sure...if you don't know about it, ask me later) and I wanted to make sure that Tim was okay with me dating his daughter. I arranged a meeting to square away the details with him, scared to death of his reaction (he was a police officer and Heather told me he had a temper...). Surprisingly (at least for me), it went well. Much better than I expected anyway (much better than I would have handled it, if I were in his shoes). From that point forward, I truly felt comfortable with him, to the point that I felt that I could confide in him anything.

Lest you think it's all hugs and kisses, we butt heads. A lot. Politics mainly, but even some of the more trivial things can blow up because we are both very stubborn people. He doesn't give an inch and I refuse to back down. But even all that hasn't dampened our relationship. And a large reason for that is because the man is humble. When he makes a mistake, he admits it and makes an honest attempt at reconciliation (me? I'm never wrong...HA! I have a very hard time admitting mistakes...I think this is in no small part due to my stepfather...). When I told him I was enrolling in cosmetology school, he was skeptical, to put it mildly. But since then, he's been one of my biggest supporters. Even when it's something as simple as a misunderstanding or miscommunication and he was blameless in the incident, Tim still reaches out with the olive branch.

I can't say that I'll ever win a son-in-law of the year award but whenever the nominations come around for father of the year, you can be sure that I'll have Tim's name at the top of my ballot. I'm quite sure that I could do a lot worse (scratch that, I KNOW I've had a lot worse) in father figures, but I really don't think I could do any better than having Tim as a father.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

My personal anti-depressant



Of course, Emery comes along and makes me feel all better (Emma does this too, but Emery was being a ham for the camera). I'll never need any psychotropic medication while I have my children.

Moderate Hearing Loss

That's what the doctor advised after Emma's hearing test today. She hasn't been talking or even making more than the most rudimentary of sounds and she's well past the age where she should be. So her pediatrician advised us to have her hearing testing (again. This makes her third). The diagnosis is that she has moderate hearing loss but the doctor wants to run a more comprehensive test to more accurately determine the level of her hearing. However, this was not the most depressing news (at least for me). That would be when I heard that Emma will probably need to wear hearing aids. Now, before I get besieged with angry posts from people with hearing aids, a little back story:

I am completely deaf in my right ear. Most people who know me don't even know that or realize it. They just assume that I'm lost in my own thoughts when they speak to me and I don't respond (well, sometimes that IS true). I was involved in a car accident when I was 18 that split my head open and completely destroyed my middle ear (among other things aural). I was given the option of getting hearing aids but I chose to decline them. Why? Regardless of what you may say, I am aware of the social stigma, however muted (no pun intended), of people with hearing aids. And now my daughter might have to wear hearing aids for the rest of her life. Growing up as a child is hard enough in today's society, especially with bullying adversely affecting children today seemingly more so than ever. Knowing that my daughter will have a handicap that will make her a target for scorn amongst her peers in the years to come (not to mention being able to overcome said disability herself) really...I don't know, depresses me? Perhaps that's not the right expression but it definitely has me in a funk. However, since I've had some time to think about the idea, I've given a great deal of consideration to getting hearing aids myself. Perhaps this will help my daughter acclimate to having them herself if she sees that Daddy has them too.

You always assume that your children will grow up healthy. When it hits home that they will have a disability that they will have to live with for the rest of their life, it really changes some things for you (at least it does for me). However, I am determined to make sure that this disability will have as little an impact on Emma's quality of life as possible.

Friday, April 4, 2008

The great Cornhoolio?


If you're over 40 you probably won't get this picture. And lest you think I staged this, Emery did this one himself.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

A good name for my business


MAD

HAIR SCIENCE

An idea I have for the name of my business when I graduate...


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Cheese!

I made mention a few posts ago how my kids love chicken mcnuggets. Coming in at a close second is cheese. We buy large packages of string cheese just about every week and they go through it almost as soon as we get it home. Here you see their second favorite form of cheese, sliced American. This picture was taken as they were gulping down their second piece each.